Horrors of Fashion
Look! A tree trunk! This will make your legs look sooo slender and not at all like troll legs.
Givenchy fall 2012
Something about the round toe and the thin ankle makes this look a lot like a short rainboot. But oh wait! It has a wedge heel, and some clever person has slapped on the hide of a freshly skinned zebra! That makes it fashion, right?
Donna Karan fall 2012
Just try and tell me this doesn’t remind you of a furby. Just try.
Diane von Furstenberg fall 2012.
[EDIT]: go here. I dare you.
Furby from http://www.a-lou.com/.
Oh my god. Really? More carpet? Like, legit carpet. They probably recycled the carpet from motels they had to tear down because the 80s were over. So, that’s good I guess?
And these are the last carpet-shoes I’m posting, I promise. It’s just, why is this a thing?
Carven fall 2012
This shoe’s wearing a wig! And not even a nice wig! An old, grotty, granny wig! To add insult to injury, this probably costs more than my rent for the whole year.
Alexander McQueen Fall 2012
This is the unwanted, velvet bastard child of a high-heeled wedge and a tennis shoe. No one loves it.
Chloé Spring 2012
I’m really sorry, but this looks to me like a giant, saggy, furry testicle. I don’t want it on my arm.
Michael Kors Fall 2011
