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Horrors of Fashion
A Blog about Ugly Things Being Made.
Contributors
Emi reads latin & greek, and blogs about fashion.
Rachel loves gadgets, novels, purses and cheese.
I’m wondering what the thought process behind this purse was. Why would you desecrate grandma’s lovely embroidered purse with clearly-not-actually-leopard-fur? I mean, who’s going to believe that anyone went to the trouble to kill a leopard just to have it sewn onto a purse that is simply not leopard-appropriate? I may be missing some steps in the fur trade process, but you get the idea.
Wait, that is, like, just dyed rabbit fur, right? Or dyed faux fur? They uh…they don’t actually use leopard fur, right?
RIGHT?
Dolce & Gabbana fall 2012
At first glance, this is kind of cool looking. I like the construction, and the colour combo is nice. But then I realized that this was made from an airplane seat. So, no. The love is over.
Fendi fall 2012
Just try and tell me this doesn’t remind you of a furby. Just try.
Diane von Furstenberg fall 2012.
[EDIT]: go here . I dare you.
Furby from http://www.a-lou.com/.
No.
Carven Spring 2012
I’m really sorry, but this looks to me like a giant, saggy, furry testicle. I don’t want it on my arm.
Michael Kors Fall 2011
Is it just me or is this ugly? I think it’s ugly. Looks homemade.
Moyna Beaded Colorblock Clutch, Pink/Yellow $112
Here’s another one that confuses me. Not sure what is with the green mink. Looks like grass growing out of the sides of the clutch. It looks a bit garage sale-y to me.
Fendi Mink-Trimmed Beaded Clutch $2,500.
Oh god. This purse makes me really uncomfortable. Is that a…merkin …on the front?
Dolce & Gabbana Miss Sicily Shoulder Bag $2,575
It looks to me a bit like they just got too lazy to do anything special with the skin here and just kind of sewed it together randomly after taking it off the springbok. It looks like the sort of hide sack a woodsman might use to carry his axe.
Christian Louboutin Sybil Springbock Fur Tote $1,595
Normally I understand the allure of fur, though I wouldn’t buy it, but this just looks like a dead rabbit to me. I wouldn’t want it on my arm at a nice dinner unless the plan was to eat it.
Prada Fur Open-Top Tote $2,895