Horrors of Fashion
I’m wondering what the thought process behind this purse was. Why would you desecrate grandma’s lovely embroidered purse with clearly-not-actually-leopard-fur? I mean, who’s going to believe that anyone went to the trouble to kill a leopard just to have it sewn onto a purse that is simply not leopard-appropriate? I may be missing some steps in the fur trade process, but you get the idea.
Wait, that is, like, just dyed rabbit fur, right? Or dyed faux fur? They uh…they don’t actually use leopard fur, right?
RIGHT?
Dolce & Gabbana fall 2012
Something about the round toe and the thin ankle makes this look a lot like a short rainboot. But oh wait! It has a wedge heel, and some clever person has slapped on the hide of a freshly skinned zebra! That makes it fashion, right?
Donna Karan fall 2012
This is the unwanted, velvet bastard child of a high-heeled wedge and a tennis shoe. No one loves it.
Chloé Spring 2012
I’m really sorry, but this looks to me like a giant, saggy, furry testicle. I don’t want it on my arm.
Michael Kors Fall 2011
This looks like a mannequin foot that’s been subjected to a kindergarten art project.
Maison Martin Margiela Sequin-Splashed Leather Bootie $995
