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Horrors of Fashion

So, what’s going on here? Is that lace sleeve part of this boot? Is the boot wearing a veil? Is that a Lucite drinking glass acting as a heel? Is it just a drinking glace placed behind the boot? And am I wrong, or does this boot actually have a camel toe? In writing this post I discovered there’s a website called “camel foot photos”, which is actually photos of actual camel’s feet. Safe search does not always keep you safe.

So, what’s going on here? Is that lace sleeve part of this boot? Is the boot wearing a veil? Is that a Lucite drinking glass acting as a heel? Is it just a drinking glace placed behind the boot? And am I wrong, or does this boot actually have a camel toe?
In writing this post I discovered there’s a website called “camel foot photos”, which is actually photos of actual camel’s feet. Safe search does not always keep you safe.

(via shoelust)


Look! A tree trunk! This will make your legs look sooo slender and not at all like troll legs.
Givenchy fall 2012

Look! A tree trunk! This will make your legs look sooo slender and not at all like troll legs.

Givenchy fall 2012

Something about the round toe and the thin ankle makes this look a lot like a short rainboot. But oh wait! It has a wedge heel, and some clever person has slapped on the hide of a freshly skinned zebra! That makes it fashion, right?
Donna Karan fall 2012

Something about the round toe and the thin ankle makes this look a lot like a short rainboot. But oh wait! It has a wedge heel, and some clever person has slapped on the hide of a freshly skinned zebra! That makes it fashion, right?

Donna Karan fall 2012

This looks like a mannequin foot that’s been subjected to a kindergarten art project.
Maison Martin Margiela Sequin-Splashed Leather Bootie $995

This looks like a mannequin foot that’s been subjected to a kindergarten art project.

Maison Martin Margiela Sequin-Splashed Leather Bootie $995

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