Horrors of Fashion

No.

Carven Spring 2012

I’m really sorry, but this looks to me like a giant, saggy, furry testicle. I don’t want it on my arm.
Michael Kors Fall 2011

I’m really sorry, but this looks to me like a giant, saggy, furry testicle. I don’t want it on my arm.

Michael Kors Fall 2011

This looks like a mannequin foot that’s been subjected to a kindergarten art project.
Maison Martin Margiela Sequin-Splashed Leather Bootie $995

This looks like a mannequin foot that’s been subjected to a kindergarten art project.

Maison Martin Margiela Sequin-Splashed Leather Bootie $995

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I love Bally but these are terrifying.
Bally Fall 2011

I love Bally but these are terrifying.

Bally Fall 2011

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Why are you doing this to me, Christian?
Christian Louboutin Splash Fur Slingback $1,595

Why are you doing this to me, Christian?

Christian Louboutin Splash Fur Slingback $1,595

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Is it just me or is this ugly? I think it’s ugly. Looks homemade.
Moyna Beaded Colorblock Clutch, Pink/Yellow $112

Is it just me or is this ugly? I think it’s ugly. Looks homemade.

Moyna Beaded Colorblock Clutch, Pink/Yellow $112

Here’s another one that confuses me. Not sure what is with the green mink. Looks like grass growing out of the sides of the clutch. It looks a bit garage sale-y to me.
Fendi Mink-Trimmed Beaded Clutch $2,500.

Here’s another one that confuses me. Not sure what is with the green mink. Looks like grass growing out of the sides of the clutch. It looks a bit garage sale-y to me.

Fendi Mink-Trimmed Beaded Clutch $2,500.

Oh god. This purse makes me really uncomfortable. Is that a…merkin…on the front?
Dolce & Gabbana Miss Sicily Shoulder Bag $2,575

Oh god. This purse makes me really uncomfortable. Is that a…merkin…on the front?

Dolce & Gabbana Miss Sicily Shoulder Bag $2,575

It looks to me a bit like they just got too lazy to do anything special with the skin here and just kind of sewed it together randomly after taking it off the springbok. It looks like the sort of hide sack a woodsman might use to carry his axe.
Christian Louboutin Sybil Springbock Fur Tote $1,595

It looks to me a bit like they just got too lazy to do anything special with the skin here and just kind of sewed it together randomly after taking it off the springbok. It looks like the sort of hide sack a woodsman might use to carry his axe.

Christian Louboutin Sybil Springbock Fur Tote $1,595