Horrors of Fashion

Honestly, this shoe give me the creeps. It has a ponytail! I guess that face is supposed to be wearing it? Like some sort of cubist cheerleader? I don’t know. But really, there are some logistical errors with this shoe. For one, with all the tripping-all over-your-ponytail and dragging-your-ponyail-on-the-ground that’s bound to happen, it’s not gonna take long before that ponytail looks like it came straight off an actual pony: tangles, dirt, and all :(