Horrors of Fashion

Oh god. This purse makes me really uncomfortable. Is that a…merkin…on the front?
Dolce & Gabbana Miss Sicily Shoulder Bag $2,575
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Oh god. This purse makes me really uncomfortable. Is that a…merkin…on the front?
Dolce & Gabbana Miss Sicily Shoulder Bag $2,575
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