Horrors of Fashion
Honestly, this shoe give me the creeps. It has a ponytail! I guess that face is supposed to be wearing it? Like some sort of cubist cheerleader? I don’t know. But really, there are some logistical errors with this shoe. For one, with all the tripping-all over-your-ponytail and dragging-your-ponyail-on-the-ground that’s bound to happen, it’s not gonna take long before that ponytail looks like it came straight off an actual pony: tangles, dirt, and all :(
Hey, you got Good & Plenty’s all over my totally amazing heels! Jerk.
Giambattista Valli, Haute Couture Heels.
(via shoelust)
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I guess now is a good time for a disclaimer, since we’ve received our first ever hate mail (that didn’t take long)!
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Anonymous
Q: Your fashion taste is pretty clearly limited to a certain group of style. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a 'horror of fashion'. Maybe you're the ones WITHOUT style.
A:
Of course, everything here is only our opinion! Style and fashion is 100% a matter of taste, no matter what. This is all subjective, and all for fun.
If you disagree, no need to follow us! :)
And keep in mind that we are just two girls having fun on the internet! Our opinions are so very unimportant. And we might not even agree with each other all the time (I kind of like that fruit bracelet, RACHEL!), but that’s ok, cause this is all for the funzies!
Just wanted to keep you guys updated, apparently prom shoes from 1996 are considered “sizzling” this season. You’re welcome.
Look! A tree trunk! This will make your legs look sooo slender and not at all like troll legs.
Givenchy fall 2012
The only reason to buy this incredibly cheap looking charm bracelet from Call it Spring is… hm…. no, no, I can’t think of any reason to spend $12 on this. I’d rather go get twelve Dorito Tacos.
![This is either a very expensive nightgown, or Laura’s wedding dress from the prairie.
Oh no wait. It’s a brand new thing that you’re supposed to buy and wear out in the real world. Thanks, Valentino Resort, 2013, for helping us find our inner Amish. (Photo: Courtesy of Valentino)
[Edit: I actually hate all of these outfits; the dress on the left is even worse than the one I originally posted.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5k9ii0xTa1qe9qato1_500.jpg)
This is either a very expensive nightgown, or Laura’s wedding dress from the prairie.
Oh no wait. It’s a brand new thing that you’re supposed to buy and wear out in the real world. Thanks, Valentino Resort, 2013, for helping us find our inner Amish. (Photo: Courtesy of Valentino)
[Edit: I actually hate all of these outfits; the dress on the left is even worse than the one I originally posted.]
(Source: vogue)
